The Mountain Man

The Mountain Man is another exotic outdoorsy breed. Often found in a cabin or cave, he is typically easy to spot due to his glorious beardy plumage and often swaths himself in flannel. He is rough, gruff, and as intimidating as the bears he is most commonly compared to. What you call a mountain lion, he calls 'Whiskers.' The Mountain Man is not one for many words, so crossing him will most likely leave you in need of first aid. Just stay on your side of the property line, and everything should be ok.

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