The Carnivore

The Carnivore is a man's man. In his natural habitat of a dirty garage or perhaps an overstuffed recliner, he is the king of all he purveys. What does he want to be king of, you may ask? Meat. He eats meat. He loves meat. If he could fill a bathtub with bacon and soak himself in its meaty, smoky goodness, he would (but baths are for sissies, and that's not him). Every thought is consumed by his ravenous need for grisly meaty deliciousness... like jerky... and steak... and bacon... and jerky stuffed steak wrapped in bacon... You get the idea.

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