The Tool Man

The Toolman is the handiest person you know. Often grease-smeared with a look of determination on his face, he won't just slap some duct tape on your broken wagon and call it fixed. He's going to strip that baby down and slap it back together in such a way that your little red wagon is now a deluxe motorized chariot with an insulated cup holder. Folklore says that if a Toolman trips over some scrap wood, it turns into a tree house. Don't bother thanking him for his handiness with a six pack or tickets to a local game, because he won't care. Get him a torque screwdriver and a hacksaw, and watch the tears of joy well up in his eyes.

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